Dad: what is it baby
Baby: phan is real
The dad is dan
me: blah blah blah blah dan omg dan dan
friend: wait, why do you even like him? and he isnt even hot??
me: wtf? what do you mean hes NOT HOT
me: ok, let me explain first
I’m American but ever since I started watching the British YouTubers and Caspar and Troye I’ve started adapting to words that are generally used in their countries (ex. I say ‘mate’ instead of ‘dude’ now, knob is an insult, I spell words like ‘color’ and ‘favorite’ as ‘colour’ and ‘favourite’ and I say jumpers instead of sweaters.) Is this happening to anyone else?!
Honestly I almost died laughing yesterday when someone said, ‘My knob fell off!’
…I need help.